QUIZ: Which Flavour Best Complements Your Movie?

The door is locked, the freezer is stocked, you’ve told your friends that whilst you love them dearly, the sofa is currently the most important relationship in your life and your most urgent priorities are choosing a movie and digging into a tub of ice cream while the dog likely naps haphazardly across your legs.

Look, sometimes we only have enough mental capacity to focus on which part of the sofa to nestle into, and for other more laborious decisions we just want to be told what to do, like what type of movie to watch and what type of ice cream to eat while we watch it. Even better if this information is perfectly curated to suit our mood. We’ve got you covered; take this quiz to find out your perfect pairing!

1: What’s a more appealing scenario to you on a Saturday evening?

Laughing until your body hurts

Adrenaline rush, preferably from things not involving parachutes

Random events unfolding to a soundtrack of experimental rock

Any escape from reality

Meaningful conversation

Finally getting around to building that shower-scrubbing domestic robot

2: Would you rather watch:

Earth being invaded by an alien form of hyper-intelligent mole rats

Person meets love interest. Rising action. Conflict. Tension. Mild peril. Resolution. Likely clichéd albeit enjoyable ending.

Zach Galifianakis doing anything

Zombies engaging in zombie things

Bill Murray regaling about the wonders of both oceanography and awkward silences

Mythical beings fighting against the forces of evil in costumes resembling some sort of foreign metallic bird species

3: When you see a friend trip over their own feet, what’s your first reaction?

Genuine concern

Shock over the fact they could have busted open their skull

Obnoxious laughter, obviously

Wouldn’t have happened if they had bionic legs

To start a semantically lucid yet conversationally futile discussion about why ‘feet’ are called ‘feet’

What if the pavement opens up and a black hole appears saving her from the concrete fall, but also plunging her into a dark and mystifying abyss?

4: What does dripping crimson paint make you think of?

Blood

That one time you wrote a blog post on the symbology of crimson as a sign of nobility and power in the Elizabethan era

Ketchup food fights

Molten lava from the underworld

Evidence that extraterrestrial biochemistry is similar to ours

Domestic disputes over a shoddy DIY paint job

5: What was your last costume for Halloween?

A post-graduate Napoleon Dynamite wearing a tshirt saying “Vote for Pedro & Lower Deposit Mortgages”

The Joker (less Jack Nicholson, more Heath Ledger)

Mother of Dragons

The abducted kid from Stranger Things

An ‘Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch’ mash up

A nonspecific 20th century fascist dictator

6: If dinosaurs came out of extinction what would happen?

Chaos the world has never seen

We could finally get their thoughts on Jurassic Park 3

Lots of flying appendages and torn flesh

We’d create a harmonious Human-Dino world not too dissimilar to the Flintstones’

They’d create a ‘Super Reptilian’ planet, which would look like an Earth-sized version of the chameleon cage at the zoo.

They’d adopt urban millennial social habits and acquire a taste for kombucha

7: Sometimes when strangers knock on the door you think:

Someone’s definitely here to kill me

Is it my long-lost twin?

Should I knock back?

I knew it—here to escort me to wizard school!

Maybe I can get their opinion on my rare Antiguan stamp collection

Must be aliens

8: What’s your favourite colour?

Yellow

Polka Dots

Red

Black

Purple

Midnight Blue

9: Your favourite thing about Sundays is:

Tracking down most recent crop circle sightings

Streaming Netflix originals until your eyeballs begin to retract

Jogging in my gymnastics leotard and awaiting neighbour’s reactions

Not walking down dark shadowy alleyways while blissfully preoccupied with thoughts of rainbows and puppies

Reading Tolkien

Teaching the parrot useful Cantonese phrases

10: When going on holiday you prefer:

Clubs, full moon parties, bright lights, loud bass

Banana boats

Shark diving

Shopping for obscure animal art made by local wildlife

Getting there by spacecraft

Snorkeling in a full-body mermaid suit and hoping the ocean will accept you as its own